Some two days ago, one female student bought a N50 worth meat from a trusted food vendor. After failing either to cut or chew the piece of meat, the young woman went to the vendor to complain.

An argument ensued between the two women, with the vendor stating jokingly that the student has weak teeth and there is nothing wrong with the meat. To prove her point, the student then washed the meat and, to her great shock and disgust, saw that the piece actually resembled a penis.

The vendor claimed the meat was taken from an animal, but failed to produce the body. Science students of the university have allegedly confirmed that the penis belonged to a human being.